Santa's Little Helper

(Phone Rings)

Homer: Yyyyello?

Mrs. Winfield: Mr. Simpson? This is Sylvia Winfield.

Your K9 is in my pool again. I'm calling the Dog Warden Right Now!

Homer: Oh ARE you??? Well, You go ahead and CALL your

precious Dog Warden, you old BATTLE AXE!

b cuz MY dog is TIED UP! IN the BACK... YARD!!!

Mrs Winfield; There is only ONE family on THIS block,

No, NOT on this block. F**k that,

Correction - - One family, On EARTH!!!!!!!!

Inconsiderate enough to LET

that monster Roam FREE!

(She kinda quoted Mickey Rourke on the 1990

remake of Desperate hours where Rourke said to

The negotiators - - I Want Three... NO!!!!! FOUR Hours of fuel! )

Homer : (Grunting in frustration) Are you going Deaf of

are you just... plain... STUpid?

(THAT line reminded me of that Jem season 3 episode WITH as you'd expect... The Stingers , Midsummer's Night Madness.

on the VERY start of the episode Where Riot went to the Stagehands , ARE YOU PLAIN IGNORANT OR JUST HARD SIMPLY OF HEARING???

Anyway, Back to Homer getting ready to enuciate in All Caps...

Homer: I'll explain it to you, ONE more time...

and then I'll HANG UP on Your Crotchedy Ass.

You Ready? / You Listening?

Have I Got your full fledged attention? Good.

It is NOT!!!!! MY!!!!!! DOG!!!!!!!

I HAVE TIED..... MY DOG...... OUTSIDE......

MY!!! BACK YARD... ALL... BY...

MY... GOD.... DANG..... SELF!!!!!!!

(he continues to Enuciate and/or proclaim

while inching towards the Window.)

I AM LOOKING... AT HIM.... RIGHT.....

(Sees that SLH did indeed break free from his

amateurishly, said tied-to-a-tree leash)

D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Tops.

Yeah, It was that episode where his POV shows the

in Bird's eye view , in B&W and the humans speaking incoherently

in Blah Blah Blahs, not that Peanuts Wah Wah rubbish.

I Reminded myself of Hugh Tasmanian Devil

from Taz mania.

Anyway, good pic. You did great.